Please read very carefully, the terms and conditions of reading, and commenting at TM. If you are on this webpage you must adhere to the rules. If you do not accept the following terms of use, please close your eyes and move away from this page.

(a) Blog Content:
 This blog is author's private territoryThe content posted here do not represent your life or perspective -just the author's. 100 50 percent of the data provided on this blog is for useless purposes.

You might have to use something that most of you might not havebrainsto distinguish between the useless and useful stuff on this blog. This is a (almost) total English language blogDo not dare to challenge the author's views or his grammar skills as they are clearly a lot better than yours.

Your disagreement, or irritation at any content posted over this blog does not give ample ground for you to post nasty, malicious commentsFurthermore the author is free to post anything he pleases to, which is not under any copyright restrictionsso you can't squeal until it's your own stuff. 

Comment Policy:
The author is not responsible for any comments made by the readers of this blog-including himselfThe comment box is supposed to be a Hyde park for the readerstherefore no comments will deleted by the authoreven if they do not please the authorBut please do not try to endanger yourself  by posting malicious comments.

Neverthelessthe author reserves the right to delete and block readers according to his choiceHe can have favoritesas this is his space after all.

Picture Sharing:
The author does not give you the permission to steal share his stuffwithout linking it back to his blogDon't be a copy cat. The author is an extremely generous person and will give you anything, literally anything, only if  you ask for it nicely. No plagiarism, please.

Author's Personality:
The author belongs to very respectable family and has acquired better education than you, obviouslyBy naturethe author is known to be quite kindhearted, loving, caring, patient, understanding, angelic but he can always evolve into a fiend on provocation. You have been forewarned! He is quite free and has ample of time to waste on incessant arguments. So good luck with that.

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Enjoy reading! Cheers.


tarunima said...

i just chanced upon this disclaimer and i must say it made me laugh hamza:)
you are awesome,i love your writing,its a relief from all the serious stuff..:D
it definitely makes me smile:D

PeaceLoveandSharpies said...

I wish all disclaimers were this cute. :D

ateeq mughal said...

hahahahahahah, can i share this :P awesome. i thought of something: all the characters used are fictional and so does the posts..bt this something realy incomparable. :D

Aakriti said...

OMG!! sorry TO Say..but all this seemed so aggressive to me:P...as if u just wanted to thrash someone. the sarcasm here is so harsh.

PS: I knw this is my very first comment on ur blog.But I hope u appreciate it, coz its honest.:) will go through ur writings some time soon. Thanks for following Yarn of ~ Words.

hafsakhwaja said...

Well..this is by far, one of the best disclaimers ever :D'

The AbsoluteVerdict Team said...

Nice to see your blog. I personally preferred the "Young Pakistan" blog that you initially made. It was positive and blogs like that are needed. This one is pointless and has no positive impact compared to that one, but still good posting and maintenance overall.

Dawson said...

Few things make me laugh. Your disclaimer is one of them. I appreciate purposeless blogs :)